[TLN]TARAKAN, PLS TALK TO ME!!!
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1.31 Freeze World |
Started by: Stema |
Date: 08/12/2007 23:29
well this time i need the help of everybody!
I need tarakan talk to me!everyone talk to me, its impossible i cant talk to tarakan! I need your help, we need to get tarakan talking!!
Brief History: tarakan is a very old player of the commuity. Ppl say tarakan was shown playing often but for not long, say 3-4 rounds per days. We dont know where he is from cos he never spoke. The only word he was caught saying is "THX" after a gg at the end of the match (during the game he doesnt speak!). No information were found about his clan tag TLN, but some said there were seen other players with same tag. Actually the colour scheme is Blue for the tag and Black for the name. B4 efreeze ppl remember a multicoloured tag.
Popular Legend: someone (lets pick a fantasy name for this anonymous source, we will call it "Monkey"), so "Monkey" said he saw tarakan once talking and this is the "proof":
http://img231.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tarakanspokevu4.jpg
Of course we think this source is not valuable, probably a fake made with photoshop: anyway the fake screen shows tarakan saying "pashel na hui" . What language is it? is it a real language? is it a fantasy language? is it an E.T. language?
Thanks to the ppl who will help in this extremely imprtant mission: make tarakn talk (and prove it!)!
ciao, stema 
omg lolllll at your post stema haha
yes tarakan i remember him from so long ago always active and playing.
His teammate is Blazer wich told me their story and I have even seen a photo with the TLN clan drinking beer together
Blazer told me they all come from Talinn (thus the clantag TLN) its also the capital of Estonia, but I never asked Blazer how come tarakan doesnt speak and no stema hes not turkish lol
Whats even funnier about the picture our kind Bensin submitted is the fact that Rody is in it!! (little fun between Bensin95 unlead and Diesel lol)
well u helped a lot!! now we know more about the tag and yeah i remember blazer as well!! the best thing would be to bring blazer here in the forum and tell us more about tarakan. The "dream" of course would be to bring tarakan himself on the forum, maybe it would be mu xmass gift
Another thing: i didnt get the "rody" joke u mentioned. I know i missed many "gossips" during my break from quake, so who is rody? where is he from? i only knoe him as a good player as far i saw in the arenas!!
Anyway the mission continues: lets get tarakan talkin!!!
TAARRAAKKAAANN TAALLLLKKK TO MEEEEEEEE
well, it's some type of slavonic language, it's in polish something like "poszedl w chuj", so in english something like "go to ur dick" or just "fuck you".
omg what a post Stema : ))))))
So tarakan is not a bot ? OoOoo OH MY GOD !
Nice one Stema & co.
Thx to your vigorous work during this serious investigation, one of the biggest mysteries in the efreeze community is now uncovered. I suggest we hold no more secrets and disclose all our files on monkey as well.
Still, I wonder: Who is _BOLO_?
ben
How come??? we spoke with "Tara" (i call him with this little name: we're mates) not more than 1 week ago about relativity of values in life, if good and wrong could even be relative to any civilization, that leaded us to religions in human liveslike "wtf do we care if they are all wrong but make them happier??" the common q3 discussions and all its blah blah.
Argh! too bad i didnt screenshoted all that =p
Well i asked him to come himself answer =D
Holy shit psylle, he said a word in english ->Later<-
With this you should come to Sweden and accept the NobelPrize!
Incredible. I wish I saw that with my own eyes. Where the hell I was ?
Nice gfx psylle xD.
Tarakan is russian or ukraine or belarus. Anyway he speaks russian.
"Pashel na hui" is russian transliterate for "fuck you".
I used to know Talinn more than u do, so it seems.
I played a CW with TLN once for my old clan ToR
TLN is the tag for Talinn and it is more of a friends group than a clan.
The tag is wore by friends of Tarakan and they play for fun.
DutchDimension Told :
I used to know Talinn more than u do, so it seems.
I played a CW with TLN once for my old clan ToR
TLN is the tag for Talinn and it is more of a friends group than a clan.
The tag is wore by friends of Tarakan and they play for fun.
Posted on 11 December 2007 at 11:19:50
Damnit, the quote and edit things aren't working properly for me..
But I meant Tarakan instead of Talinn in the first line.
It seems that Tarakan, beside being an indonesian Island and a semi-mute efreeze player, means roach in Russian.
The truely funny thing about this whole thing, is the fact that Tarakan ain't aware of this fuqing Tarakan topic on this site, he doesn't even know this site exists, i bet
))))))
I just had my life's shock, i played on a q4 server, for first time practically, lol, vs one swede, i expected to win without any problems...
And game ended 50 to him and - 1 for me, by killing myself, i killed myself 2 times, so i managed to frag him one time, LOLASDSADASDDSDAADSADS
I am unbeatable on all weapons on q3, but chanceless on q4, wtf=/ aifdaiijnasidi asdsaddsadsadasdsadsadasdsa
ps: hahahahhahahahaa
I am unbeatable on all weapons on q3
Lol, sure =P
hehe, I liked the old coloured version he used to wear more, he's been active for a loooooong time, back then I even spoke a couple times with him
suuuure! u all spoke with him but no real evidences so far!!
just a "ok, later" i think its a bind to say bye all... he wasnt speaking with u, we was just saying bye!! so i dont believe that pic!!
and the champaign still remains: TARAAAKKAAANN PLS TALK TOO MEEE!! (think i'll bind this!!)
:P
You won't believe me Stema, Tarakan spoke 2 english sentences today, something about he had poor english and i got the honor to be in one of his russian insult-sentences, he started with monk and then something russian like fuq u.
and by God my witnesses are psylle and Svarog.
End of report.
AND OMG STEMA
I remember i also took a fuqing screenshot of it : D
http://img243.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tarakanspoketomesl7.jpgmonk sosi hui!
The real thing is, i asked him to come to www.clan333.com and see that post. He answered me that was a great site, but didnt see that post =/
Also i dont have screenies, as i dont think to f11 while i speak to someone, but monkey was here, maybe sva and etc too.
Leave Tarakan alone pls i mean just let him be (very) old and good tarak an.
Making such posts is like finding xmass gifts...
Anyway i respect him as person who never used words "lamed ,newbed,pwned,rofl,lmao,omfg(my favorite)" u(most of u) like to use poor game nerds.
Ps.Stema i like u i respect u ...post is funny ,fresh and oryginal but this crusade of those gangers on tarakan is "anyoing" (making ss of his words
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Heheh i took it to serious no? That was joke u arent banch of nerds :]...................................................................
See u on arena
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With love ur K I L A
That's cute monkey, but I cut my hair:
Monkey Told :
You won't believe me Stema, Tarakan spoke 2 english sentences today, something about he had poor english and i got the honor to be in one of his russian insult-sentences, he started with monk and then something russian like fuq u.
and by God my witnesses are psylle and Svarog.
End of report.
Posted on 14 December 2007 at 00:33:01
He said "suck my dick" in russian.
This is gross, I guess Santa won't bring him any presents. 
dont lie :'( santa doesn't exist, my mama told me!!!
193.12.239.161
There is my IP number, Assault.
About TLN "clan" (it was supposed to be the subject): THEY EXIST !!! I was shocked...
But they aren't strong. Tarakan seems to be their best player.
